Yesterday I decided not to enroll in the gym, despite the supermegaofferta: only 50 euro 5 months, and perilous is the gym that is only 2 minutes walk from my house. In short, to crazy stuff! But I preferred to be honest with myself much time to go I would not be able to carve out even with a set of Miracle Blade, so I want to think about those 50 euro as money well saved. That said, now I need to make 4 accounts to pull myself up the morale and convince me that basically I do not need the gym, because I am a mother, and by definition I burn at least 1000 calories more than you normally burn a normal human being. Let's see if it's true:
- breastfeed in the morning, even before you open your eyes, in the middle of REM sleep: 120 kcal
- to avoid the animal, already in full swing at 7 am, he broke his head running like crazy to sit naked in the house to avoid being put diapers: 30 kcal
- get her to put the jersey (2 arms), trousers (2 legs), socks (2 feet - or rather 4, because the first round if he takes off his socks at once, then tap forgive) and shoes (and hence for we are at the foot 6): 150 calories (15 calories to limb)
- tie it to the stroller: 30 kcal
- go home because we forgot the pacifier: 30 kcal
- singing in the car, driving in the rain in Milan traffic to arrive on time at the nest: 30 kcal
- run underground to catch a train to make me get to work on a monstrous late, but not catastrophic: 60 kcal
- find a plausible excuse to head to explain the delay, and anticipate that still go out a little 'before: 20 kcal
- manage the phone any unforeseen domestic or para-working: 20 kcal
- realizing that it was done late and I have only three minutes to reach the station, begging a colleague because I turn off the computer and hope to catch a flight range: 10 kcal + 120 kcal of fear of frantic race
- the nanny to thank you for your patience, apologize with her for the delay in the child that I rolled up on the neck to happiness: 15 ckal
- put the jacket because we have to go home: 30 calories (15 calories more to limb)
- tie it to the stroller:: 30 kcal
- stop to buy something for dinner, dribbling other ladies at the supermarket to the first case: 30 kcal
- lay the table without tripping the girl who runs the house like a ferret: 15 kcal
- feed her, thus preventing the room from becoming a battleground: 40 kcal
- to obey his instructions about what to do to have fun together while we're at the table (hands up, hands out, hands forward, so, so, so): 40 kcal
- clear, avoiding the grenades vegetables scattered on the floor of the hall to the kitchen: 20 kcal
- undress for a bath: 15 ckal
- chase around the house naked : 20 ckal
- keep him from throwing in the tank, where water is still hot: 20 ckal
- drag it out of the shower after a bath: 20 kcal
- insert diaper and pajamas (4 legs): 70 kcal
- Breastfeeding in the hope that breast milk makes a sedative and collapses to bed: 120 kcal
Total: 1105 kcal
tonight then I'll do a pizza:)
Burberry:)
a wonder this dress!
go crazy!
Guess what?
OPEN-TOE
but now the most
I CHOOSE A Chanel 2.55